Tuesday, February 27, 2007

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THE HEAD Gruyere : syndrome is a very widespread in recent decades, and continues to grow. It is expected in the next 10 years just in Italy a 300% increase heads of Swiss cheese.

CAUSES : the established causes of the spread of this evil of the century: the television - advertising - the clichés - The initials of the cartoons - mobile phones - the gifts in snacks - the ringing of mobile phones - the blonde in class A - cleaning streets ... and many other causes not yet identified and scientifically substantiated.

SYMPTOMS: The most characteristic symptom of the syndrome is the total loss of memory to notions of a cultural value (whatever it is), despite evidence that these concepts have been studied and / or consciously internalized by the patient. A mnemonic these gaps (hence the term that refers to well-known Swiss cheese holes of the appreciated cheese), is accompanied, however, a spiccatissima ability to store knowledge absolutely unnecessary and very low or even zero cultural value.

The patient is often found to involuntarily recall the slightest and not worthy of note information related to the sphere of gossip, advertising an end in itself, struggling with a meticulous precision of a perfect sequence of output in the market for gifts and kinder eggs how to be more attractive form of cov (1st production), compared to the second (which was actually a trancino passes for tile) and how in the third production is back in vogue the traditional format of the note break, only a bit 'stretched longitudinally ...
Or the patient is found packed with highly detailed information, but of unknown origin, on television or meteor landed in the STARLET system for a few months.

This blog was created to discuss this disease, eradicate or live with it constructively.